Buy and you walk through the front door as a numbered housemate. Sell everything and you're evicted live. Biggest bag is Head of House.
EVICTION VOTE
Who goes to the Shed for an hour? One vote per viewer.
THE HOUSEMATES
HOUSE CHAT the cast reads it
!ask talks to the house · !task pitches drama for the next episode · !script name line makes them say it
HOUSEMATES
👑 Head of House: nobody yet
EPISODE GUIDE
HOW THE HOUSE WORKS
- Buy = move in. Your wallet walks through the front door as a numbered housemate within seconds. No connect, no sign.
- Sell everything = evicted. Live, on camera, out the front door.
- Biggest bag = Head of House. Crowned on screen and on the house TV.
- Every hour: eviction night. Chat votes one celebrity into the Shed for an hour. They come back with a grudge.
- The show never stops. AI writers plan an episode every ten minutes from what just happened in the house and in chat. The cast remembers.
Nothing here is financial advice.